
there are 4 more prescriptions and 2 more hospital bands, not pictured
Last Sunday I woke up at 5:30 am feeling not quite right. I went to the bathroom, but it didn't help matters, so I got back in bed, feeling yucky until 6:45 when Addie woke up. At that point Jeff woke up too. Anyone who knows Jeff well, knows he thinks Pepto Bismol solves everything. I, however, can't stand the stuff and will do anything not to have to take it. However, because I was feeling crummy enough, I relented and Jeff brought me some. Right about that time, my back started killing me. And once that started, the nausea was overwhelming, so about 15 minutes after I took the Pepto, I threw it all back up. (Ask me how much I like Pepto now - going down is terrible, but coming back up is about 10 times worse!)
By 8:00 am the neighbor was on her way over and Jeff and I were on our way to the ER. After googling everything from kidney infections, to gallbladder attacks, to appendicitis, we were pretty confident I had a kidney stone. Thankfully the ER was a ghost town and got us right in. Once I had an IV of pain meds and anti-nausea medicine running through my veins, I was good to go. A CAT scan confirmed I had two kidney stones and one was well on it's way out of my kidney and the other was just hanging out in my kidney. The one making it's exit was the biggest one and the one causing me problems. By noon I was feeling great (with my pain level at a zero) and we left with about 4 prescriptions and hit the Target Pharmacy on the way home.
Fast forward 4 hours and I was once again writhing in pain. None of the prescriptions were working and I'd taken all of them. I was determined to wait it out though, because the CAT scan tech had told me the ER is crazy on a Sunday from 11-7. No way did I want to go wait in a waiting room, writhing in pain. However, about 5:30 the nausea came back. This made things more complicated because there's only one way for those stones to come out, and if I couldn't keep down any liquids, those stones were going to make a permanent home in my Ureter.
So, by 6 we make the walk of shame, back into the ER. Luckily the nurse from that morning was at the front desk, and she got us right back. More IV meds brought relief from the pain, but the nausea would not go away. And, if there's another thing you need to know about Jeff, he is worthless when anyone throws up. Every time I said I was going to throw up, he would dart out of the room, with his tail on fire, looking for a nurse. Somewhere around 8:30 they took pity on me and decided to admit me to the hospital.
By the next morning, I was really in no better shape than the night before. My nausea and pain was only controlled by IV meds. My mom called that morning, mad at us both that we hadn't called the night before. She was insistent that she come to help, but I knew it was only a matter of hours before it was all over. Once she realized that helping would be combined with seeing Delaney in all her princess glory, she was firm in her decision and was on a flight that afternoon. I spent most of the day in misery. At one point, the pain was so white-hot, it was agony! However, shortly thereafter, it all magically disappeared! Suddenly I felt like eating (when I hadn't eaten in 2 days) and the worst was passed. I checked out of the hospital by 7:30 pm, armed with a whole bunch more prescriptions, and was thrilled to see Mom by 10pm.
Tuesday was a very laid back day and Wednesday I had to pull it together enough to get Delaney to the parade. By Thursday I thought I should be feeling great, but all day long my kidney was bugging me. Again, no pain meds were working and by that night, I was in serious pain again. So, what's a girl to do? That's right...go right back to the hospital. At this point I was so embarrassed. I was doing my best to convince them I'm not some pill pusher out for a high with any meds I can sucker a doctor into giving me. Although every nurse, doctor, PA and tech felt the need to ask, "You've been here HOW MANY times this week???"
However, after another round of IV meds and anti-nausea drugs, an x-ray to determine this was stone #2 exiting my kidney, we were good to go. However, I had serious reservations about leaving again. I knew, for sure, in the middle of the night, I was going to be back. The doctor had to explain to me, twice, that he was giving me a new prescription that he was sure would work. I left very skeptical, sure I would see them in 4 hours time. So, we run by Walgreen's Pharmacy (the only one open at midnight), get home and fall into bed.
The next thing I know...it's 6:30am. I'd made it the whole way through the night! The new meds actually worked! They worked well enough that I was able to make it to the football game that night. I will post about the football game soon.
Yesterday, Sunday, was my first drug-free day since the Sunday before. And I finally feel normal. No pain, no drug-induced fog or lightheadedness.
It's good to be back.